This year we are hosting Christmas at our house. We have hosted Thanksgiving years ago, but we had a much larger house, no dogs, and no kids - so this is going to be very interesting. Anyway, about a month ago my mom told us she was going to buy a ham and bring it over. Upon finding out that it was going to be plain ol' Schwann's ham, my wife decided to buy a honey baked ham. At this point, we were hoping everyone liked ham. Yesterday my neighbor came over carrying a box. He handed it to me and said, "Merry Christmas!" I said, "Gee, I didn't get you anything." He said, "that's OK, I'm giving them out to my employees and had a few left over."
Yup, you guessed it...it was a honey baked ham.
Reminds me of this: http://zille.com/griffith/epinfo.asp?recno=206